Tymoshenko Explains Putin’s Jokes, Her Laughs

Putin says he doesn't support her. She says she didn’t support Putin’s humor.

Reporter: You didn’t respond to Putin when he offended our president. Any regrets?

Tymoshenko [full uninterrupted quote]: Dear friends, how did he offend anyone? I don’t get it. You know, I’ll tell you what. All politicians — no matter what country they live in — they have their own relations. Always. Those are absolutely the same people as any others. And when politicians have sympathies or antipathies, one way or the other, it gets vented from them. It gets vend...vented from Viktor Andriyovych [Yushchenko], it gets vented from Putin, it gets vented from me. But I want to tell you that I never associate — never — a politician with the country. The country is a different animal. And as for the conversation with Putin and the press conference, to be honest, it wasn’t his words I was entertained by. And if you remember, I said a different thing. I said that, as a woman, I sometimes feel like eating my tie, but, thank God, I don’t have one. Hahaha!

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Of course, she wasn’t laughing at Putin’s jokes. You can re-read her chuckle-fest, chapter and verse.

Of course, she never equated herself with Ukraine. Never! Not even in her “They’re talking. She’s working./She’s working. She’s Ukraine!” slogans!

She never spent a dime of IMF money except on the economy. She never had any oligarchs in her party. She can honestly explain everything, can’t she?

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Battle of the Billboards 2009 (Part 1)

They're everywhere. They want our votes.



Pace yourself by clicking II and then -> or <-.













Anywhere you go, they'll follow you down...

Yushchenko, Lutsenko Trade Barbs on Corruption

How do they fight corruption in China (CPI: #79)? Capital punishment.

How do they fight corruption in Indonesia (CPI: #111)? Protests.

How do they fight corruption Ukraine (CPI: #146)? Words.




Storyline:

• Yushchenko calls Lutsenko and other law enforcement chiefs “accomplices”;
• Lutsenko calls the allegation “unfair” and walks out the door;
• Yushchenko cites Lutsenko’s unsolved/closed cases;
• Lutsenko cites Yushchenko's cronyism/cover-ups;
• Yushchenko calls for a probe into BYuT’s election employee incentives;
• Lutsenko pulls Yushchenko’s portrait from his office wall;
• Yushchenko asks Tymoshenko to fire Lutsenko.

That’s all, folks!

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Yanukovych: ‘I Wasn’t Trained as an Artist’

How does Tymoshenko debate with a shy guy like this?

Presidential candidate Viktor Yanukovych: I wasn’t trained as an artist. Therefore, compe-competing...with Tymoshenko...uh...in this profession is something I won’t do. As a matter of principle. It’s not my profession.

Yes, it is. Always has been, always will be. You’re both artists. She just happens to be a better one.

She says her hubby runs a small business, yet she doesn’t even know the company’s name. When she comes home, he’s already asleep. When she goes to work, he’s still asleep. You know the story.

Now what’s your story?

On your tax returns, you say you sold a 140 sqm Kyiv apartment for Hr. 2,674,910 in 2008 — to buy that Mezhyhirya property (339 acres).

But the sales agreement says you actually sold a 384 sqm apartment — for Hr. 33,416,350 (about $7M in ‘08) — to MP Serhiy Klyuyev, a fellow Regionalist.

Moreover, it says you had obtained that apartment as a gift.

Ain’t that art?

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Humble Beginnings, Happy Ending: A Forward-Looking Tymoshenko Biopic

If you want something said, ask Tymoshenko. If you want something done, ask the U.S. judicial system.

During the last two decades, Ukraine has been robbed blind.

Only one person has served jail time for it: former PM Pavlo Lazarenko. And, yes, that happened outside Ukraine.

The $200M he had looted in Ukraine in the ‘90s amounts to a fraction of what his stay-at-home buddies have been looting all the while.

Which finally brings us to our main character, Tymoshenko. What’s her story?

Hers is a story of accidental love and manifest destiny, of modesty and compassion, of industry and imprisonment, of success and sacrifice.

In this airbrushed account of her life, she tells us that:

• She’s the Iron Lady (she’s not the Gas Princess);
• She only does business with Putin, Barroso and Biden (she never did business with Lazarenko);
• She once met a poor old lady in a decrepit khata and felt impelled to “change the situation” (she’d probably change her entire wardrobe, if only she lived like that lady);
• She never consorted with the oligarchs, nor did she ever consort with Yanukovych;
• She’s the martyr (Yushchenko is the traitor);
• She’s the reformer who kicked RosUkrEnergo out (she’ll punish the bastards who quadruple-charged the government for Tamiflu, creating shortages and causing deaths — on her watch — just give her a little more time);
• She’s the workaholic who works for Ukraine, takes responsibility and has Ukraine-first family values (don’t believe those stories about her estranged husband and her love affair with Shufrych — it's all a big lie).

PM/presidential candidate Yulia Tymoshenko [opening quote]: Since early childhood, when I started going to school, I felt that, in my life, I must do something very weighty. It wasn’t just a random thought for me. It was the confident knowledge that my life would not be very usual, that I would have to devote my life not just to myself and my family.

Handwriting: I believe in Ukraine! Yulia Tymoshenko

Quotes from her latest “Svoboda on Inter” appearance would have turned this biopic into a bestseller.

When asked about her husband’s business — the elixir of her wellbeing (for those who still believe in Santa Claus) — she modestly replied: “He’s in the construction business. It’s a small company.”

When asked to name the company, the Gas Princess, uh, the Iron Lady, gave us a dose of how she puts career over family:

I have no time for this. And I absolutely have no interest in this. Because when I come [home], he’s already asleep. When I go [to work], he’s still asleep. When we do get in touch on weekends, it happens very rarely. And I try to say something pleasant. Delving into business — let alone employing government capabilities — I consider this immoral.

Or how about this one, from a recent interview: “If all officials treated corruption as I do, New Zealand would only come second. Ukraine would come first.”

PM/presidential candidate Yulia Tymoshenko [closing quote]: I love Ukraine so deeply that Ukraine has become my life. It’s not about my family — may they forgive me — nor is it about my personal affairs, nor is it about my ambitions. My life is about Ukraine. I made an oath to her once, and I will be with her until my last breath — whatever the status, whatever the position, whether in government or in opposition, in politics or outside politics...uh...it’s just my life. I understood this a long time ago and I no longer wrestle with this destiny of mine.

Indeed, why wrestle with your own destiny if you can wrestle with other people’s destinies? Using other people’s money.

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http://korrespondent.net
http://inter.ua

‘Elect Me’: A Song That Nails Hopefuls

From the frontman of Tartak, one of the bands that cheered the crowds during the Orange Revolution...

Enjoy this hit single by Sashko Polozhynsky, the guy who puts the reality of our presidential race into rhymes.

Even if you don’t understand Ukrainian, you’ll find the video and the Limp Bizkit-style music entertaining.

The video opens with a comic scene of former president Kravchuk endorsing Yanukovych in the 2004 presidential campaign. In this campaign, Kravchuk endorses Yanukovych’s main rival: Tymoshenko.

The voiceover idolizes Lenin, coming from the intro to a Soviet recording of his “Что такое Советская власть?” (“What is Soviet power?”) speech.



Poetically translated, the song’s refrain goes like this:

My fellow Ukrainians, here’s the deal
Make me the president of your dreams
And if you want protection from treason
Let me run a dictatorship for a reason

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FEMEN Gives Shufrych an Earful on 'Shuster Live'

FEMEN knows how to grab attention.

The self-styled Kyiv-based activist group has been around for a while, professing feminism and protesting against sex tourism, human trafficking, prostitution, flu mask-mania and sexual harassment.









Actually, when it comes to FEMEN, I prefer the term shocktivist.

One of their latest public protests had them acting out near-pornographic scenes: scantily dressed female college students harassed by sex-for-grades college professors.

Naturally, the pornified event didn’t go unnoticed. Outside the Ministry of Education building, in front of the cameras, the deputy minister promised them to look into the problem.



They have a busy schedule. Their latest television appearance saw them on “Shuster Live,” a popular political talk show.

Watch the vinok-clad FEMEN shocktivist steal the show.



“Don’t believe these liars!” shouts the lady and hastily wraps up her sign out of everyone's sight. “Ukraine is not a brothel!” reads her T-shirt.

Unlike Michaele Salahi, this lady doesn’t look like she came uninvited. It’s amazing how Savik Shuster grabs her by the waist and doesn’t get slapped in the face.

MP Nestor Shufrych (PRU) had a lot of nerve parking his sorry ass on “Shuster Live” — with a suitcase full of broken promises. Namely, he forgot to follow through on his Oct. 2 promise to pass legislation “on Tuesday” [Oct. 6] that would have criminalized pimps and clients.

Frankly, I don’t see a single civilized country that has managed to ban prostitution (as opposed to having reduced or regulated it). Nor do I always see FEMEN acting in protest-oriented (as opposed to publicity-oriented) ways. But I do support their drive for accountability.

Holding politicians to their promises is what we must do. Love that “Fucking Hell” T-shirt (0:58-1:00)!

It’s about time we gave them the fucking hell they deserve.

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