For that much tax money, you can pack your shitter with all kinds of platinum, Swarovski, wash’n’dry-your-ass stuff.
Or...you can buy a brand new SUV.
Please don’t stop. Keep the dinero coming. Help our government pay an extra $150M for every oil rig it buys. Help them hire US law firms to investigate things.
We can always pay you back. We have shitloads of national wealth to spread around. Nukes? Grain? Cash? Maids? Name it and claim it.
P.S. Can you lend him a netbook or something? Too much to ask?
Help your man get rid of the digital divide!
Monday, May 30, 2011