Tymoshenko Playing Sick, Kissing (With Lawyer?) on Fake (?) Video

She says she’s a good girl. They say she’s a bad girl.



Looks like a sideshow to the violence she says she suffered from during her forced transfer to the hospital.



Which led her to go on hunger strike.

Still, the place looks pretty much the same as the infirmary cell in the previous video released by the regime. With the not-so-fake Tymoshenko in it.



It's hard to be sure, but maybe there’s some truth to both sides of the story?

Meanwhile, in Holland...



...women can only rely on beer machines to keep their men out of Ukraine.

Sources:
http://tabloid.pravda.com.ua/scandal/4f96a0a921b9d/
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/204224/uderji_ego_doma_v_niderlandah_na_tv_prizyvayut_ne_puskat_mujchin_na_evro2012_v_ukrainu_video
http://www.pravda.com.ua/articles/2012/04/27/6963597/

Yanukovych Billboards v. Tymoshenko Signs

For there was never a story sadder than that of Romeo and Juliet.


Happy Easter! Party of Regions, Ukraine.



Happy Easter! Joy, peace of mind, God's blessing!
Viktor Yanukovych, President of Ukraine.

Yuli♥
ReVOLYUtsia
Ukrayini!

Freedom for Yulia
Revolution for Ukraine! (creative embed/"she's Ukraine"-style wordplay)

Grand coalition? Anyone?

Well, there's always stadium, street, whoretel (and a football too).



Sources:
http://life.pravda.com.ua/society/2012/04/17/100686/

Dominique Strauss-Kahn in Kyiv

How could FEMEN go AWOL on this guy?




Left: Viktor Pinchuk (net worth: $4.2B), one of Ukraine's top oligarchs.

DSK may be a bit left of center politically, but...who knows? So here we go: left, right, left... Liberté, égalité, fraternité?




Now how about sexualité? Here's FEMEN's "Les Belles d'Ukraine" photo shoot.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/203741.html

Keep Maiden Name or Switch to 'Yanukovych'? (Tihipko Unsure)

Here's a no-joke question to ask on April Fools' Day.

Reporter: Considering the merger between Strong Ukraine and the Party of Regions, are you going to switch your name to Yanukovych or keep your maiden name?
Vice PM Tihipko [caught off guard]: Thank you.

Speaking of maidens, watch another Vice PM, Raisa Bohatyryova, keep up with the Tymoshenkos on a shopping spree. With Tymoshenko in jail, Louis Vuitton needs all the customers they can get.



Oh, girls just wanna have fun. As does the guy who made the video.







Sources:
http://tabloid.pravda.com.ua/focus/4f7960011c47f/
http://tsn.ua