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Showing posts with label Oleksandr Chaly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oleksandr Chaly. Show all posts

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Let’s Sleep With an Elephant (Russia), Says Ukrainian Diplomat

Obviously, some senior Ukrainian diplomats see little difference between diplomacy and prostitution.



Oleksandr Chaly: We really shouldn’t have inferiority, but we should understand that we’re a not-so-large state and we’re no match for Russia. Canada taught us, from 1998 to 2002, how to build relations with a big neighbor — because they have a history of relations with the United States. And the first thing they taught us: Remember that these relations are asymmetrical. And when Trudeau was asked how he was building relations with the United States, he said, “Very simple. Imagine you’re in the same bed: [pause] a not-so-large person and an elephant — and you have to sleep. If you accommodate the elephant, you’ll sleep very well.” [some applause] And we should understand this: That we’ll never make Russia accommodate us.


Sleeping with an elephant. What an enlightening realpolitik perspective from a senior Ukrainian diplomat and Yushchenko’s former deputy chief of staff! (As if one fake degree wasn't enough.)

Did you notice how this guy fantastically rejuvenates Trudeau’s terms of office and enriches his original
elephant quote?

Nitpicking aside, either the U.S. is questioning Canada’s sovereignty and territorial integrity — like Russia keeps questioning Ukraine’s — or I’m missing something important here. (That’s not to mention not-so-large countries like Israel, Pakistan, France and the UK and their anti-elephant nuclear deterrents.)

Mr. Chaly, do you prefer that the elephants use condoms while sleeping with us or do you prefer love at first sight?

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