Dear Davos, will you please let him switch on Ukraine?
Spelling tips: Uvimkny [oo-veem-knyh] Ukrayinu.
Yanukovych: This slogan, “Uvikny...Uvim...Uvikn...Uvikny...Viknit Ukrayinu,” this is the promo campaign slogan of our state for Euro 2012! To uviknuty [wrong again]...Ukraine, I...want to say it’s enough to look at her and see for yourself once the chestnut trees start to blossom...in Kyiv...and when...it starts getting warm and in Ukrainian cities women start undressing.
Hey FEMEN, are you listening?
Back to Davos. How about we ask Pinchuk to sponsor that diamond-encrusted baby skull as our Euro 2012 mascot?
Wouldn't it symbolize Ukraine’s success and give the oligarchs full credit for it?
The 2011 Census would supply the crossbones.