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Thursday, December 18, 2008

$50,000 for a Lunch With Kosmos

Enjoy this follow-up report!

Kyiv Mayor Leonid “Kosmos” Chernovetsky: The President of the United States of America poses for pictures and meets with entrepreneurs, no matter what they do, as long as they stay within the boundaries of the law. Today, there were 14 people, $50,000 apiece, for a total of $700,000.

Reporter: You just had lunch for $50,000!
Respondent: No, there’s something...this is a totally different kind of info.

Chernovetsky: We agreed that each of the gambling operations will be running powerful charitable programs.

Respondent: We now have to discuss this, these questions, whether it’s $50,000 or more.

Chernovetsky: …to set up a patrol using the proceeds from the gambling business and, within three months, to destroy all the illegal slot machines.

Respondent: You can pay once in a month and you can pay ten times.

Chernovetsky: I’ll send the money they paid me for this lunch to my dear babushkas in the way of social security.

Quick facts:
Bush’s going fundraiser rate: from $500 to $25,000.

Obama campaign’s average donation in June: $68.

Ukraine’s distribution of wealth differs significantly from America’s.

In 2008, Kyiv ranked as the world’s 42nd/45th expensive city, while Ukraine occupied Europe’s next-to-last purchasing power position.

So this Robin Hood wants “rob” the gamblers to “pay” the babushkas so they will reelect him. And what do those babushkas get when they sell their votes for a pack of buckwheat?

First, they sacrifice their grandchildren’s playgrounds and parks to the City Hall’s barbaric construction/zoning policies.

Second, they set the ground for a fourfold transport fare hike.

Third, they go without hot water for a few winter days.

Now toss out a few crumbs to them and do it all over again. That’s the plan.

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