It’s Yanukovych’s pot of gold v. Tymoshenko’s prison bidet.
Placement agency: There's no work for you.
Jobseeker: New proFFessors? [a dig at Yanukovych (aka 'ProFFessor') and his luxury-packed Mezhyhirya residence] Knowledge still not in demand around here? Connections and bribes work better, huh? It's not honest work that's valued, but one's ability to steal and cheat. They don't need educated people. They dream of us becoming a herd of slaves. We can't live like that anymore. They must be stopped.
Voiceover: We will stop them! United opposition. Fatherland [Tymoshenko's party].
Nice try, guys! I almost felt like buying this. But then I thought again. And again. And now I have some questions for you.
Can you practice what you preach? Can the guy in the ad make it to the opposition ticket without “connections” and “bribes,” so to speak?
What about this opposition lady? What kind of “knowledge” did it take for her daughter to get such a nice government job?