Playboy Model Recites Poetry for Yanukovych; FEMEN Bust-ed Again

Independence Day 2010 combined Soviet-style officialdom with sexy overtures.

A background check revealed that Alyona Fesunenko, one of the performers at Independence Square, had made a name for herself as Ukraine’s PMOY 2005.


With passion in her voice, Alyona recited “Love Ukraine” (1944) by Volodymyr Sosyura, a patriotic poem condemned as nationalistic by many at the time.












This lays to rest a Soviet woman's famous quote from a 1986 US-USSR teleconference: “In the USSR, there is no sex, but there is love.”

The guys above really love Ukraine! From the bottom of their pockets.

FEMEN sexed up the day at a separate event, in what looked like a rip-off of Putin’s bike ride.











Placed on hair-trigger alert to protect stabilnist, police intervened quickly and booked the ladies one more time.





Happy Independence Day, Mr. President!

Sources:
http://vidgolos.com/38523-seks-bomba-z-plejboya-dovela-yanukovicha-do-sliz.html
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/169329.html
http://femen.livejournal.com
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2010/08/24/5326173
http://tabloid.pravda.com.ua/photos/4c752153471df/
http://24tv.com.ua
http://www.ntv.ru

Ukraine’s Anthem in 14 Languages

Enjoy the fullest compilation!

Some look a bit unnatural, comic and over-multiculturalized (the get-together one below, sung in Ukrainian).



At the end of the day, we’re not a nation of immigrants. I mean we’re not as ethnically diverse as Canada, Australia and the US. (That may change as we borrow another 7 billion dollars from the IMF and lend another 7 million of our population to the great beyond.)

The point is, when it comes to ethnic makeup, we’re more like France, Germany and Poland. It’s just that we’re a bit less Westernized and more Russified.

In other words, we’re not Europe. We’re not the West. We’re stupid savages that trade nukes for nothing and tolerate crooks. We’re Eurasia, a label promoted by the US Department of Sweet Harvests and Reset Buttons.

That said, it’s important that Ukrainians of all creeds and colors live in the spirit of e pluribus unum. In this regard, learning to speak Ukrainian as fluently as one’s mother tongue would be a plus:)

З Днем Незалежності, Україно! Happy Independence Day, Ukraine!


Greek


Tatar


Gagauz


Polish


Romanian


Georgian


Yiddish


Romani


Russian


Hungarian


Belarusian


Armenian


Azeri

Videos embedded from: http://inter.ua/uk/video/episode/independence