Welcome back to Yanukidstan! Where Caesar is Christ.
☭owered by Cradle-to-Grave ☠ligarch $olu☦ion$.
Kid 1: Viktor Fedoroveech, welcome to our place!
Kid 2: We earnestly thank what you’re doing for us! [garbles her line, puts a whole new semantic spin on it: as if she thanks him for working for us]
Chorus: We love you very much! Viktor Fedorovych, we can’t wait to see you! God save you!
They’re not kidding. You just saw a portion of Yanukovych’s Feb. 25 grand press conference, capping the 1st year of his presidency.
What did you miss? More of the same: rent-a-crowd live feeds, Soviet-style astroturfing and feel-good questions. “
How to survive on a Hr. 800/$100 monthly pension, less Hr. 780 on utilities?” That’s one unorthodox question that somehow made it through but missed the happy ‘I Hear Everyone’ hour and ended up ducked.
Btw, FEMEN, who chant in choruses of their own, took a more secular approach.
“How come you’re so fucking awesome?”