Every time he visits Germany, he brings a little Oktoberfest with him.
Serhiy Leshchenko of Ukrayinska Pravda posts four audios that capture the dramedy of Yanukovych’s recent voyage to Germany.
1. Refers to himself as a “scientist” who “was creating this science.”
ProFFessor Yanukovych: I worked with investments as a manager at various levels at one time and as a scientist: I was creating this science and running...running a faculty at the university for 8 years.
2. Recalls German workers who did a great job coating a “club house” at Mezhyhirya, in a rare admission of what his €23K salary can buy.
Uses the word “обналічка” (surzhyk for cashing) instead of облицювання or оздоблення (coating), as suggested by someone.
3. Teaches “Romano Prodi of Ireland” a geography lesson.
4. Tells a Soviet-themed joke that lacks a shred of humor to it.
Keep them coming, mein lieber Präsident!
We OSTabilnist-arbeiters can’t wait to cash in on your weird science!