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Monday, December 21, 2009

Tymoshenko Calls Herself ‘White Tigress’

Totems pervaded the dawn of civilization. The Tymoshenko campaign is no exception.



Voiceover: THE WHITE TIGRESS DOES EXIST. BUT IT’S A VERY RARE PHENOMENON IN NATURE. HER COLOR DOES NOT ALLOW HER TO MASK HERSELF. THAT’S WHY SHE HAS TO BE STRONGER, SMARTER, GUTSIER. SHE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO PROTECT THOSE WHO HAVE RELIED ON HER. SHE WILL PROTECT OUR FUTURE.

Greetings: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
THE YEAR OF THE WHITE TIGER
BE HAPPY!
TIGERYULYA


The white tigress thinks you have the brain of a chimpanzee.

Swallow her every word. Pick up your Darwin Award.


Video uploaded from: http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/142595.html

7 comments:

elmer said...

Ummm - Julia's hair is dyed blonde - "blonde in a bottle."

I don't think white tigers have learned how to use hair coloring yet.

Didn't she actually equate her bloc (including herself) to salamanders?

How can a person be a salamander and a white tiger at the same time?

I think it's bad form to equate oneself to an animal when one is a presidential candidate - white tigers hunt and kill in the jungle.

Do white tigers giggle girlishly, like Julia does?

Oh, wait - Ukrainian politics is a jungle!!!


This is just soooo corny.

elmer said...

If men and women were tigers and tigresses, there would be no need of government - the law of the jungle rules.

If men (and women) were angels, there would be no need of government.


Why does Julia insist on creating a mafia-like cult of personality?

"I'll protect you" - that sounds like a mafia don.

People in civilized, democratic societies operate within a system of government which sets up checks and balances.

Including checks and balances on the power of one individual.

Including checks and balances on cruelty to animals and mistreating white tigers by putting them in stupid political ads. Tigers properly belong in the jungle, in their own environment.

I wonder where the tiger went after the photo shoot?

Or was this Photo-shopped?

elmer said...

It looks like a perfume commercial - she's selling perfume.

"White Diamond," "White Tigress" - it's perfume.

elmer said...

As it turns out, while Julia is abusing white tigers in stupid political ads that seem to be selling perfume, the zoo in Kyiv can't take care of its animals, according to this report by the New York Times.


The "solution," in typical ass backwards Ukraine, is to 1) deny and 2) keep the animals in cramped quarters out of sight.

See? Problem fixed! If you can't see it, there's no problem.

I think that the entire Rada and the Kyiv city council ought to be shoved into the same quarters as the poor animals.

And let the animals into the Rada and the city council - they definitely would do a much better job of government.

http://blog.kievukraine.info/2009/12/tight-times-in-ukraine-means-cramped.html

Taras said...

Touché!

It’s a typical skin care/sportswear/drink/detergent commercial, like this one.

Stupid Ukrainians will swallow everything, so the creative logic goes.

Now that she screwed up all her “Ukrainian Breakthrough” stuff, she sells low-involvement items like salamanders and tigresses.

Who does these ads? That four-letter company or some local agency? How much does she pay them? Where does the money come from?

Qatarcat (aka Bravecat) said...

I think it's hilarious, lol.

But I disagree with the statement "stupid Ukrainians will swallow everything". I think most of them are past the point where they cared. White tiger, striped Yulia - who cares? It's just more of the same.

Taras said...

Good to see you again, Cat!

It’s indeed hilarious if we compare it to political commercials in Europe or North America.

The White Tigress clearly targets an idiocratic audience.

And, yes, many just don’t care. For them, it’s not a “Beauty and the Beast” election anymore.

It’s an “Alien vs. Predator” election.