BYuT MP: Rebuke Russia No, Prepare for Elections Yes

So here's how it goes:

MP Ivan Kyrylenko, leader of the BYuT parliamentary faction: A third party has emerged. Sign the same coalition agreement? We support it, we haven’t denounced it.

MP Roman Zvarych, NUNS: Are you ready, are you ready to condemn Russia over [the Georgian invasion]…
MP Ivan Kyrylenko: No way, no way!

Reporter: So your talks are just a façade for the fact that everybody’s gearing up for elections?
MP Ivan Kyrylenko: Absolutely right, absolutely right!

Reporter: Mr. Roman?
MP Roman Zvarych, NUNS: Well, based on what I’ve just heard, that’s right.
MP Ivan Kyrylenko: I stand by the words that everybody’s gearing up for elections.

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An Easter Joke: Neither Fish Nor Fowl

Below is a funny episode from the Svoboda Slova (Freedom of Speech) talk show on ICTV, formerly hosted by Savik Shuster, who now runs Savik Shuster’s Svoboda on Inter.

Andriy Kulykov, host: Vasyl Baziv, a professor at Ukraine International Insti…University.
Vasyl Baziv: Here’s the joke. During the fast, Yulia Volodymirivna [patronymic] went to a priest to confess and asked the priest whether she could eat Yushchenko during the fast. The priest answered: “Yes, it’s neither fish nor fowl.” [audience explodes in an ovation]

Andriy Kulykov, host: Dmytro Tabachnyk of the Party of Regions faction…[before Tabachnyk speaks, the host addresses Roman Zvarych] do you have a comment on this?

MP Roman Zvarych, NUNS: Not really [at a loss for words].

Note: Vasyl Baziv served as deputy chief of staff at the Kuchma administration.

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