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Paramedics Unmoved by Yanuk’s Self-Victimizing Parables

This guy is a trooper, isn't he?

You know that we are law-abiding people, but...um...I recently heard...um...this remark, coming, by the way, from my friends, they tell me...t-t-tell me: “You try to play chess with your opponents, but your opponents take the chessboard and beat you in the head.” That’s why, undoubtedly, we will pay attention to this — we will pay attention — and...um...we believe that any radical actions — they never benefited the state. We’ve always been against radical actions.

Any signs of massive head injury? Or should we blame the obvious lack of hematomas on radical use of Max Factor?