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Showing posts with label Lenin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lenin. Show all posts

Monday, August 09, 2010

Yanukovych Face Carved on Watermelon

Children and adults, singers and sculptors, eastern Ukrainians love their leader.



Obviously, the 50% utility hike, effective August 1, hasn’t hit home yet.

If that’s not enough, don’t worry. There’ll be another 50% hike in April 2011.

Contrary to what the watermelon face had promised, the gas-for-fleet discount turned out to be not-so-water-tight when it comes to ordinary people.

Oh, wait, you can try your luck applying for a subsidy.



Just remember: Whatever Yanukovych does to you, it’s all Tymoshenko’s fault.


Here’s a Donetsk businessman who appeals to Yanukovych to protect him and locals from Lozynsky-type thugs who identify with the Party of Regions.



Why not put their faces on watermelons too? Maybe the IMF could even sponsor an art exhibit?

In Russian cuisine, they have creative ideas of their own.

Lenin and his associates consumed Russians and others by the million. Now, how about some Russians consume some Lenin? Piece of cake!


Амелькина "ленина съели". Огромный торт изображающий ленина в натуральную величину. Его режут,

Yummy. I’m lovin’ it!

Videos uploaded/embedded from:
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/167455.html

http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/167682.html
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/167645.html
http://www.newstube.ru/media/amel%27kina-lenina-s%27%27eli-ogromnyj-tort-izobrazhayushhij-lenina-v-natural%27nuyu-velichinu-ego-rezhut
Original sources:
http://kanalukraina.tv
http://www.1tv.com.ua
http://www.tvc.ru

Friday, January 18, 2008

Commiespeak



It was Lenin’s national policies that made it possible for Ukraine to become an independent state, and then, based on the free will of the Ukrainian people, to accede to the Soviet Union in 1922. Dzerzhinsky laid, so to speak, the foundation for Ukraine’s railroad, spurring its development. Isn’t this a good case in point?

— MP Petro Symonenko, leader of the Communist Party of Ukraine


Following Symonenko’s Leninite logic, Poland should worship Stalin for her post-WW II “independence” and for regaining Gdańsk.


And, of course, Pol Pot did his country proud. Who would have ever heard of a poor country like Cambodia had the Khmer Rouge not massacred 2 million Cambodians?

And by the way, isn’t it a little bourgeois for a Communist to wear a $10,000 watch in a country whose GDP per capita (PPP) hasn’t even approached that figure?

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Monday, November 12, 2007

October Revolution Celebrations in Kyiv

November 7 marked the 90th anniversary of the event that tossed Ukraine into the meat grinder of the Soviet experiment.



Red babushka: I just stand here with this flag for a while, and I can do without Validol. And I don’t need any medication. I feel better, and the heart starts pounding [as in the lyrics to “I Vnov Prodolzhayetsya Boi” (“Again the Battle Continues”), the background song].

Twin babushkas: How can we miss it? It’s our Khreshchatyk.

Activist masquerading as a Red sailor: A past of solidarity? You mean that past when they gave people free apartments, free education, free health care — that, basically, is a good past. I wish we had a future like that. The worse we live, the more popular our ideas.

Activist wearing a budenovka: There’s only one guide — the Communist Party. A wrathful people’s rebellion awaits the oligarchy. Glory to the Great October Socialist Revolution! Hurrah, comrades!

Background music: The Internationale (Russian Version)

Red babushka: I sing everyday. There’s nothing left for me to do but to sing. Now there are all kinds of nasty songs being written, “Come on, come on, give it to me, give it to me."

A group of people singing
Smelo My V Boi Poidem” (“Bravely We’ll Go to Battle”):

Za vlast Sovetov (For the Soviets’ power)
I vse my kak odin umryom (And all of us will die like one)
V borbe za eto (In our struggle)

Hurrah!

“The worse we live, the more popular our ideas.” So, maybe the commies and oligarchs need each other more than they can tell us?

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