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Showing posts with label Lviv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lviv. Show all posts

Monday, September 13, 2010

Party of Regions Ad Features Lviv Mayor Against His Will

Feeling uncomfortable in that upbeat Yanukovych commercial?

Then “We’re Building the New Country” without you. You can count on it!




Deputy Chief of Staff Herman: He said he saw himself in the “Building the New Country” ad and he didn’t agree with it. I told him this: Mr. Andrew, I think the authors of this commercial couldn’t even imagine that the New Ukraine could be built without you. But if you believe that it should be built without you, then I promise you it will definitely be the case. The New Ukraine will be built without you.


Looks like you guys are building the Old Country. The USSR.

Wait, not exactly. The U$$R!


Video embedded from: http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/170943.html
Original source: http://tsn.ua

Friday, June 18, 2010

Kids Praise Yanukovych in Soviet-Style Song (Full Version)

Welcome to another Lost Generation! ☭owered by Cradle-to-Grave Brainwahing $olutions™.

Now that I have the full version, let me take the liberty to translate the refrain, rhyme by rhyme.



Uncle Vitya, strong and powerful
Uncle Vitya, an uncle who can rule
Uncle Vitya, an uncle who's heaven-sent
Uncle Vitya Yanukovych, a smart president

Hey girls, you forgot “Uncle Lyosha, a smart prosecutor.”

I mean Oleksiy Bahanets, the Lviv oblast prosecutor who uses a $100K Lexus CX 470, with a police license plate that the police can’t identify.

Every Friday, according to Express.ua, that Lexus gets loaded with bagfuls of something that travels from Lviv to Kyiv.










Uncle Lyosha calls the story an “invasion of privacy” and wants the reporters disciplined.


I wouldn’t be surprised if he's just an honest man who owes his fortune to “Climbing for Dollars.”



Sources:
http://tabloid.pravda.com.ua/news/4c19c4a598492/
http://www.pravda.com.ua/photo-video/2010/06/17/5150341/
http://www.expres.ua/main/2010/06/10/37753

Friday, March 19, 2010

Anti-Tabachnyk (Tobaccoman) Campaign Kicks Off

Q: A Ukrainophobe runs the ministry of education of what country?
A: Ukraine.

Q: One minister calls another “cheap clown” and “embezzler” in what country?

A: Ukraine.

A lot of Ukrainians want to smoke Dmytro Tabachnyk out of a job. In Ukrainian, tabachnyk means tobacco man.

In 1994-1997, he served as Kuchma's chief of staff. After joining the Party of Regions, he made his mark as a pro-Kremlin publicist who bashed all things Ukrainian and clashed with the Akhmetov-Kolesnikov group. MP Borys Kolesnikov (now Vice PM) once called him “cheap clown” and “embezzler.”

On Wednesday, the АнтиТабачна кампанія (AntyTabachna kampaniya) kicked off in Kyiv and Lviv.

The rally in Lviv gathered a few thousand people, some of whom collected Soviet history books and works of Marxism-Leninism for burning, as initially reported. According to later reports, the books will be pulped, not burned. (We should leave the burning business to those Crimean Russians who burn Ukrainian history textbooks and IDs while chanting “Fascism shall not pass!”)

The rally in Kyiv gathered a few hundred Tabachynyk opponents and a few dozen supporters outside the Ministry of Education. It opened with a brawl but proceeded peacefully after police intervened.





























P.S. Tabachnyk has promised to keep views to himself and to go by the Constitution.

If he wants to go by the Constitution, he better hurry because his boss is beating him to it.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Yanukovych, Tymoshenko Crisscross Ukraine

The love-bombing air assault continues. They need every vote they can get.

Tymoshenko goes after Tihipko-Yatsenyuk-Yushchenko voters. Yanukovych stands little chance of winning over Yatsenyuk-Yushchenko voters, but he does have some chance with Tihipko voters.

Channel 1+1 follows both candidates on their campaign trails.

Same rallies, same concerts, same receptions, same promises, same interviews, same endorsements.



Yanukovych in Mykolayiv: I don't get much sleep at night, but I think everything will be alright.

Your powerful voice has been heard all over Ukraine.

Tymoshenko in Lviv: I want to ask you to help me not to lose this main, important battle of this particular presidential election.


More updates. In Kyiv, where people break bones on icier-than-ever sidewalks or burn themselves by falling into negligently open manholes, Yanukovych scored 16%. This prompted Deputy Mayor Irena Kilchytska to declare herself a Yanukovych supporter.

Speaking at a rally in Lviv, Tymoshenko also said this: “Had I lived in 1918-1919, I would have definitely been among the Sich Riflemen. Because it was a real struggle for the freedom and glory of Ukraine.”

Asked twice whether she would have joined the UPA if she had lived in 1944, Tymoshenko uttered no sound and walked away.

Video uploaded from: http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/145908.html
Original source: http://tsn.ua

Friday, January 22, 2010

Unity Day 20 Years Ago: Kyiv-Lviv Human Chain

On January 22, 1990, Ukrainians took to the highway to make a human chain that united Kyiv and Lviv.



With Ukraine still part of the USSR, the move symbolized the Ukrainian resurgence (or rather its early perestroika-driven signs) after centuries of foreign domination.

Today, Yushchenko finally awarded Stepan Bandera with the honorary title of the Hero of Ukraine.

Video embedded from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JfYDP698E

Friday, November 06, 2009

Santa Yanukovych, Snow White Tymoshenko Raid Regions

Yanukovych brings 30,000 flu masks to Vinnytsya, with a promise of supplying the entire Ukraine with 20,000,000 more. (From Donbas? Wrong. From China!)


For him, touching base with swing voters in central and western Ukraine means greater chances of winning.


Tymoshenko brings equipment to a Lviv hospital.
For her, losing western Ukraine means losing.

Kid [obviously recalling a nightmare]: ...a dog will come to me!
PM Tymoshenko:
Really?


That’s right! Our healthcare is a nightmare.


Meanwhile, people are peddling handmade flu masks on the streets of Kyiv.




Some even recall the unfortunate words Tymoshenko spoke during her October 24 rally.



PM Yulia Tymoshenko: And I know that when every one of you goes home, you will carry a piece of this good, wonderful infection of fighting for freedom to every village, town and city. Can you do that?


So far, we’ve had more freedom of infection than infection of freedom.

As of Friday afternoon local time November 6, we have seven confirmed H1N1 cases in Kyiv, including one fatality. Six infected people are fighting for their lives, including a 2-month-old baby and a 23-year-old pregnant woman.

Videos uploaded from:

http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/138148.html
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/138149.html
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/138150.html
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/138271.html
Original sources:

http://kanalukraina.tv
http://www.1tv.com.ua

Monday, May 25, 2009

Tymoshenko Helps a Tycoon Bag a Hr. 900M Contract

Q: What does it take to cancel an open bid and instead choose a certain company as the lead contractor?

A: The Tymoshenko Cabinet.


In yet another must-read article, Ukrayinska Pravda's Mustafa Nayem continues exploring the unstoppable wheeling and dealing in the world of Ukrainian government.

As part of preparing Lviv Airport for Euro 2012, the government initially planned to award a Hr. 900M/$118M modernization contract in an open bid. To organize the bid, Transport Minister Yosyp Vinsky sent a directive to Lviv Airport Director Oleksandr Zahreva in late January.



Four companies applied.


However, on March 17, Minister Vinsky issued another directive. This time, he ordered Lviv Airport to cancel the open bid, citing orders from PM Tymoshenko.



That’s despite the fact that reversing the course put Vinsky and Tymoshenko in violation of a host of Cabinet regulations, Nayem reports.

Guess who emerged as the lead contractor? Azovintex, a company owned by Serhiy Taruta, one of the richest men in Ukraine’s rust belt and one of the two men who serve as Tymoshenko’s allies in a region otherwise controlled by the Party of Regions.

Taruta’s partner, Vitaliy Haiduk, has been a prominent figure in the Tymoshenko Cabinet, leading a staff of advisers. He reportedly owns a plant in Hungary and, last year, had a hand in a controversial decision that set sub-domestic rates for Ukraine’s electricity exports.

Such conflicts of interests raise no eyebrows from Tymoshenko and Yushchenko, except in theatrics and in rivalry. At a recent Cabinet meeting, Tymoshenko raised the roof on Defense Minister Yuriy Yekhanurov, amid allegations of fraud in the army’s food supply contracts and land management. She demanded that Yushchenko fire him. (The Defense Minister reports directly to the President. The President's response? You're the one who's corrupt.)

Both Tymoshenko and Yushchenko came to power during the Orange Revolution, after promising to separate business from government. Once in power, they soon ended up separating themselves from their promises.

They may not be aware of it, but their selective ethical compasses bode well for companies like Azovintex.


By the time Azovintex won the Lviv Airport contract, it had already won business government-wise. In November 2008, a Turkish contractor lost the Lviv Stadium contract to Azovintex, after lobbying by Economy Minister Bohdan Danylyshyn and Vice Premier Ivan Vasyunyk, the article says.

Asked about Azovintex, Lviv Mayor Andriy Sadovyi praised the contractor and said that the open bid procedure would have taken too long.

In neighboring Poland, which co-hosts Euro 2012, the public can’t wait to get corrupt officials fired or jailed. Not so in Ukraine.

In a country where the Prime Minister ducks questions about her husband’s sources of income and the President taps people like this to run his staff, it’s “business as usual.”

Sources:
http://pravda.com.ua/news/2009/5/14/94667.htm
http://www.epravda.com.ua/publications/48904259a7aaa/

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Judge Who 'Borrowed/Harvested' $2M+Hr. 2M Gets Away

Forget about Blagojevich. Forget about the penis pump judge.

Channel 1+1 presents a Ukrainian judge who claims to have borrowed — and harvested — the nearly $2M plus Hr. 2M that the SBU found in his office.



The Hon. Ihor Zvarych: I borrowed about 1,900,000 dollars from a colleague…via an I-O-U! Right on my desk, in my apartment, there was a ledger that clearly stated the types of construction works, the whos and whens, and the amounts of money allocated.

Ukrainians have this habit: to "sow" an offi...a new office — some with kopiykas, some with hryvnias, and some with dollars. [refers to the Ukrainian caroling tradition of tossing grain; panel explodes with laughter]

I appreciate your jokes and applause, but...

Here were these 10 to 20-kopiyka coins, hryvnias, dollars and all the rest that was in the package, known as “big sack one.”

Here I was falling. I’d ask them to let me use the bathroom. They mistreated me and told me they’d bring it over here and that I would relieve myself right here, on this spot. It was right here that they were throwing me around. It was from this window that I wanted to jump while suffering from this lawlessness being committed against me, and I’m not bluffing at this point. From there, I was hauled around the office by physical force.


Can you f*****g believe this? Not only does he excel in accounting, but, alas, he also dabbles in anthropology! This is the Chief Judge of Lviv Administrative Court of Appeals that deals with multimillion land and VAT rebate disputes!

After the SBU searched his office on December 3, The Hon. Ihor Zvarych checked into a private clinic, under oath not to leave town.

Dismissed from his position but not disbarred from judicial immunity yet, he then used that immunity to breach that oath. The SBU, which apparently had not placed him under surveillance, has now put out an APB on him.

One more thing: According to a bizarre article of Ukraine’s Constitution, a judge may be disbarred only after being convicted.

So, it’s “catch me if you can,” or “one law for all,” as Yushchenko put it.

Video embedded from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMqVsHYZUmk&e

Original sources:
http://www.1plus1.ua
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2008/12/15/86080.htm
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2008/12/12/86035.htm

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

American Expats in Lviv Celebrate Obama’s Victory

Channel 5 presents a short video of how Americans residing in Lviv received the election results.



Meanwhile, the American expat community in Kyiv held a gala event, attended by U.S. Ambassador William Taylor.

Video uploaded from: http://5.ua/newsline/184/0/54855

Monday, July 28, 2008

30 Killed, Thousands Evacuated in Western Ukraine Flood (Updated Jul. 30)

At least 30 people, including 6 children, perished after heavy rain flooded western Ukraine, namely Lviv, Zakarpattya, Ternopil and Chernivtsi oblasts.

The flood hit

40,601 homes
360 vehicular bridges
561 pedestrian bridges
680.61 km (423 miles) of roads
33,882 ha (83,724 acres) of agricultural land




President Yushchenko: The disaster we’ve encountered is the number one issue in Ukraine today.

Premier Tymoshenko: We will fully compensate you for all the loss. We are now convening, here, in Ivano-Frankivsk oblast, a meeting of the government. We are putting together all the money that is now held in the emergency fund and is held in other accounts that are on hand.

Sources:
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2008/7/28/79237.htm
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/90910.html

Update
Novy Kanal has three video reports:







Tabloid has pictures of helicopter mom Tymoshenko flying over the flooded areas.

The death toll has risen to 30. More video reports from Novy Kanal:







Videos uploaded from:
http://video.novy.tv/reporter/reporter_2008_07_25-01.htm
http://video.novy.tv/reporter/reporter_2008_07_28-01.htm
http://video.novy.tv/reporter/reporter_2008_07_28-02.htm
http://video.novy.tv/reporter/reporter_2008_07_29-01.htm
http://video.novy.tv/reporter/reporter_2008_07_29-03.htm
http://video.novy.tv/reporter/reporter_2008_07_29-04.htm

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

This Day in History: Den Sobornosti, or Unity Day



On January 22, 1919, the two Ukrainian states, UNR (Ukrainian People’s Republic) and ZUNR (West Ukrainian People’s Republic), became one — but only on paper.


They soon went their separate ways, driven apart by the post-WW I reality and the Bolshevik expansion.
The UNR, with the capital in Lviv, would soon succumb to Polish rule. The UNR, with the capital in Kyiv, would be remodelled into the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic.

It’s wasn’t until the early 90s that the light at the end of the tunnel for Ukraine’s independence began to appear. On Jan. 21, 1990, over 300,000 Ukrainians lined up the 300 mile highway from Kyiv to Lviv to commemorate the signing of the Act Zluky (Unification Act) of 1919.



In less than two years, the winds of change, propelled by glasnost and perestroika, would lay the Evil Empire to rest.

However, marinated in sovok and manipulated by stabilnist, the people of Ukraine still have to realize the true joys of living in a truly united and prosperous country. Naturally, no large-scale festivities have been reported.

Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Act_Zluky
http://www.day.kiev.ua/175861