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Showing posts with label Euro 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Euro 2012. Show all posts

Monday, June 18, 2012

Vice PM Tihipko: ‘You Don’t Pity Yourself’

He’s sexy and he knows it!


Vice PM Tihipko:  I know for sure that without sports I wouldn’t have achieved anything. Because this injection of adrenaline that you get, it gives you the opportunity to recharge your batteries...uh...to feel...uh...the power and to feel that everything is practically solvable, everything can be achieved. That’s the most important thing. You don’t pity yourself. You pity your wives, daughters, moms. You don’t pity your sons. And you definitely don’t pity yourself.
0:48-1:15
Hey, what about this “grand coalition” wife? 

 She too wanted to be with Yanukovych!

 In fact, she wanted to be his PM.

  Why no pity for her?





Source:
http://tabloid.pravda.com.ua/photos/4fdae7efdcdab/

Friday, May 25, 2012

Yanukovych: Ukraine ‘Must Be Made Unsafe’ (Gaffe)

It's not the first time. Maybe he means it?


Yanukovych: I’m being told that this must be done ahead of Euro 2012. Not just then, dear colleagues. Not just then. We believe that our whole territory...of our state must be made unsafe to live in for our citizens. And undoubtedly, once guests start coming to us, even more so.

Yet another reason for Merkel to stay at home for Euro 2012...


...and do some geography homework. 

Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/206956/teritoryu_nasho_krani_treba_zrobiti_nebezpechnoyu_dlya_jittya_gromadyan_novaya_ogovorka_yanukovicha
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/206924/merkel_ne_smogla_pokazat_na_karte_stolitsu_germanii_eto_ne_berlin_a_chto_eto_rossiya_video
http://5.ua

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Yanukovych Billboards v. Tymoshenko Signs

For there was never a story sadder than that of Romeo and Juliet.


Happy Easter! Party of Regions, Ukraine.



Happy Easter! Joy, peace of mind, God's blessing!
Viktor Yanukovych, President of Ukraine.


Yuli
ReVOLYUtsia
Ukrayini!

Freedom for Yulia
Revolution for Ukraine! (creative embed/"she's Ukraine"-style wordplay)

Grand coalition? Anyone?

Well, there's always stadium, street, whoretel (and a football too).



Sources:
http://life.pravda.com.ua/society/2012/04/17/100686/

Friday, March 02, 2012

Kyiv (Official Euro 2012 Promo Ad)

Better than I thought.



And here's Kyiv three decades ago.



Is it any accident that the world's most beautiful women live in Kyiv?


Well, as a Kyivan, I can't argue with that, hehe:)

Sources:
http://life.pravda.com.ua/society/2012/03/1/97099/
http://www.travelersdigest.com/beautiful_women_2.htm

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Yanukovych Booed, FEMEN Chased as Stadium Reopens

I play, you pay.







If you think Ukraine’s richer Turkey, think again. We’re richer than Germany!


Olympic (Kyiv, 68,000 seats): €435M
Olympia (Berlin, 74,000 seats): €242M
Allianz Arena (Munich, 70,000 seats): €340M

That last one they built from scratch.

If you feel like scratching your head a little bit, wait until you see this.




Breathtaking, huh? That's Yanukovych’s Mezhyhirya principality.





Hey, EU, you want this *decriminalized* too? Done! Just make sure you hire Tymoshenko to negotiate your gas bills with Russia, OK?

You can then grant immunity to Yanukovych and hire him to run the ECB.

What do you say, Shakira?






Sources:
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2011/10/8/6649137/
http://blogs.pravda.com.ua/authors/larin/4e90bed263e0a/
http://femen.livejournal.com/173971.html#cutid1
http://gallery.korrespondent.net/ukraine/3400-s-neba-na-zemlyu-eksklyuzivnye-snimki-mezhigorya-s-vysoty-ptichego-poleta?img=0
http://www.pravda.com.ua/articles/2011/10/6/6645004/

Monday, September 19, 2011

FEMEN in Anti-Prostitution/Euro 2012 Porn Stunt in Poland

“We don't want this kind of Euro!”



Ladies, you should have done this at the Yulia European Strategy summit.

The folks there should know more about the dangers of sex tourism.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com

Sunday, January 30, 2011

‘Uvikny...Uvim...Uvikn...Uvikny...Viknit’ (Yanukovych’s At It Again)

Dear Davos, will you please let him switch on Ukraine?

Spelling tips: Uvimkny [oo-veem-knyh] Ukrayinu.



Yanukovych: This slogan, “Uvikny...Uvim...Uvikn...Uvikny...Viknit Ukrayinu,” this is the promo campaign slogan of our state for Euro 2012! To uviknuty [wrong again]...Ukraine, I...want to say it’s enough to look at her and see for yourself once the chestnut trees start to blossom...in Kyiv...and when...it starts getting warm and in Ukrainian cities women start undressing.




Hey FEMEN, are you listening?

Back to Davos. How about we ask Pinchuk to sponsor that diamond-encrusted baby skull as our Euro 2012 mascot?

Wouldn't it symbolize Ukraine’s success and give the oligarchs full credit for it?

The 2011 Census would supply the crossbones.


Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/153592/yanukovich_v_davose_ne_smog_pravilno_proiznesti_slovo_uvmkni_video_obnovleno
http://5.ua
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/22158.phtml
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/22241.phtml

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

BBC Corners Yanukovych on Roads and Taxes

He puts the people first. Or does he?



Yanukovych: I’m surprised...by your question. Surprised.
BBC reporter: Why?

Yanukovych [takes a deep breath]: What roads do top officials use? You just...I...I’ll tell you that...do some research. I know what people are saying. I’m saying this myself. I’m saying this myself. Do some research on how many roads were reconstructed and built last year and how many this year. Not that it makes me tick, but I’ll tell you at least twice as many. Do it. It’s official data. That’s first of all. Second of all, undoubtedly, from the highways we should move on to roads of...sec...secondary importance, ones that are used by...those [ordinary] people...uh...and...these roads...should be...put in order as well. The problem did not arise overnight. It’s...uh...what we inherited from our predecessors. Check out the stats. Do you believe the stats or not? Take a look at what was done during the [last] five years by our predecessors in any given area. Take any indicator. You’ll see that it all went like this. Downhill. Why? Try answering this question. Just be honest. Unbiased. Yes, that goes for you too. I would like to have journalists tell the truth. I really would like to. Now that will be freedom of speech. So I’m telling you: Year after year...there will be increases in the volume of roads being built, road reconstruction and road quality. This issue has been set forth harshly, and it will be implemented.


Did you hear that? Yeah, it’s him! It’s the “Ukraine for the People”-“I hear everyone”- “red-hot iron” man speaking.

You may remember him serving as PM (August 2006 through December 2007).

Now that he’s been promoted...



...how about we ask him a couple of questions?

Why did he spend 50 million tax hryvnias on his Mezhyhirya
home-sweet-home road?

Let me guess. Euro 2012 made him do it!



At least, that’s the official explanation supplied by Ukravtodor, the state-run ($15M/km ‘08) road construction company.

And what about those rural roads and the low-caste aborigines that use them? They can wait. The Millennium Development Goals told him so, right?

Forget the Yanukovych-only road. Try the Mezhyhirya one! There’s room for everyone now. What’s good for Yanukovych is good for Ukraine!

Still mad at him for blocking traffic as he passes by? Wait until he goes airborne!




Sources:
http://blogs.pravda.com.ua/authors/leschenko/4cb86390b025b/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/ukrainian/multimedia/2010/10/101013_yanukovych_video_oh.shtml
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/19471/person_id/1.phtml
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/19550.phtml
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/19459/person_id/1.phtml
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/19444/person_id/1.phtml

Friday, April 16, 2010

Staby (A Quality of Government Report)

Hi guys! I want you to meet my little friend.

It’s a dead dog. Dead since last Friday (Apr. 9).
I call her Staby (as in stabilnist). She can be found here.

Naturally, the municipal hotline didn’t help. The CDC didn’t even answer calls.

Hour after hour, day after day, the beach gets visits from unsuspecting kids and carefree adults. That’s where they run into Staby.






I’ve been picking up plastic bags and bottles on Kyiv beaches for about a year. I’ve even buried a few birds. (We don’t have a reliable service to take care of dead animals or roadkill. Most of the time, they just rot away on the streets or become car-pressed steaks on the highway.)


I gave up on Staby. She’s too heavy and too much of a health hazard. You can smell her from a distance of 50 meters if the wind blows your way.

Ironically, the bay goes by the name of Sobache Hyrlo (Dog's Throat). Here's what it looks like in the summer.


Back to Staby, I last saw her on Thursday evening, half-submerged. With the water rising, she may sail away tomorrow. Too bad she won’t reach Koncha-Zaspa.



Mr. Yanukovych, I know you hear everyone. Why don’t you pick up Staby and take her to the White House, along with the enriched uranium?


Or maybe we should keep her as a tourist attraction for Euro 2012?

Mr. Yanukovych, my offer remains open for you until further notice.

As of April 20, Staby appears to be gone. Gone in 950,400 seconds.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Tymoshenko Helps a Tycoon Bag a Hr. 900M Contract

Q: What does it take to cancel an open bid and instead choose a certain company as the lead contractor?

A: The Tymoshenko Cabinet.


In yet another must-read article, Ukrayinska Pravda's Mustafa Nayem continues exploring the unstoppable wheeling and dealing in the world of Ukrainian government.

As part of preparing Lviv Airport for Euro 2012, the government initially planned to award a Hr. 900M/$118M modernization contract in an open bid. To organize the bid, Transport Minister Yosyp Vinsky sent a directive to Lviv Airport Director Oleksandr Zahreva in late January.



Four companies applied.


However, on March 17, Minister Vinsky issued another directive. This time, he ordered Lviv Airport to cancel the open bid, citing orders from PM Tymoshenko.



That’s despite the fact that reversing the course put Vinsky and Tymoshenko in violation of a host of Cabinet regulations, Nayem reports.

Guess who emerged as the lead contractor? Azovintex, a company owned by Serhiy Taruta, one of the richest men in Ukraine’s rust belt and one of the two men who serve as Tymoshenko’s allies in a region otherwise controlled by the Party of Regions.

Taruta’s partner, Vitaliy Haiduk, has been a prominent figure in the Tymoshenko Cabinet, leading a staff of advisers. He reportedly owns a plant in Hungary and, last year, had a hand in a controversial decision that set sub-domestic rates for Ukraine’s electricity exports.

Such conflicts of interests raise no eyebrows from Tymoshenko and Yushchenko, except in theatrics and in rivalry. At a recent Cabinet meeting, Tymoshenko raised the roof on Defense Minister Yuriy Yekhanurov, amid allegations of fraud in the army’s food supply contracts and land management. She demanded that Yushchenko fire him. (The Defense Minister reports directly to the President. The President's response? You're the one who's corrupt.)

Both Tymoshenko and Yushchenko came to power during the Orange Revolution, after promising to separate business from government. Once in power, they soon ended up separating themselves from their promises.

They may not be aware of it, but their selective ethical compasses bode well for companies like Azovintex.


By the time Azovintex won the Lviv Airport contract, it had already won business government-wise. In November 2008, a Turkish contractor lost the Lviv Stadium contract to Azovintex, after lobbying by Economy Minister Bohdan Danylyshyn and Vice Premier Ivan Vasyunyk, the article says.

Asked about Azovintex, Lviv Mayor Andriy Sadovyi praised the contractor and said that the open bid procedure would have taken too long.

In neighboring Poland, which co-hosts Euro 2012, the public can’t wait to get corrupt officials fired or jailed. Not so in Ukraine.

In a country where the Prime Minister ducks questions about her husband’s sources of income and the President taps people like this to run his staff, it’s “business as usual.”

Sources:
http://pravda.com.ua/news/2009/5/14/94667.htm
http://www.epravda.com.ua/publications/48904259a7aaa/

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Euro 2012: A Euro-Optimist Ad



90 minutes that gather together fans. Two times that bond teams. One championship that unites the nation. A step into Europe is made with a football boot. Under the blue-yellow banner, let us welcome the entire European community! Let’s get together. Because we deserve it. The road to Euro 2012 is a step into Europe!

The Terminator-like voiceover can be identified as the Party of Regions’ tub-thumping tone during the September 2007 parliamentary campaign. With Ukraine close to getting the boot from the UEFA over poor preparations, why not look on the bright side of life? After all, if you own real estate in, say, Monte Carlo, you're already in Europe, right?

Video uploaded from: http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/88995.html

Friday, July 04, 2008

Euro 2012: ‘Game Over’ Awareness Ad

This ad aims to raise public awareness of Ukraine’s risk of losing the Euro 2012 hosting rights for failure to keep the schedule of preparations.

The commercial premiered a few weeks ago on Inter, the channel that hosts Savik Shuster’s Svoboda talk show.



Tagline: Game over?

Three of the people receiving the kick with their rears can be identified as President Yushchenko (center), NSDC Secretary Raisa Bohatyryova (right) and Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko (left).

Video uploaded from: http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/88658.html

Wednesday, April 18, 2007


Police Use Force to Secure Entrance to Constitutional Court

A fracas occurred Wednesday morning as opposition supporters tried to barricade the Constitutional Court Building, Ukrainska Pravda reports.

To gain entry, police forcibly removed protesters, including several Orange MPs. Local prosecution authorities have threatened criminal proceedings.

Former BYuT campaign manager Mykhailo Brodsky accused Tymoshenko of an attempt to bribe Justices.

Good news for soccer fans: Ukraine and Poland won the right to host the Euro 2012, leaving Italy, the top candidate, deeply surprised.