FEMEN v. Putin, Merkel

Catch them if you can!





Hit the gym, boys.

Sources:
http://femen.org

Sex Tourist Tied Up, Dumped on Highway, Vigilantes’ Video Claims

Did FEMEN outsource their cause to these guys?



Now how about we trade smalltime sex tourists for some equally fun-loving high-net-worth cons? I mean, for real, not like this. 



More like this. More like Uncle Sam in former PM Lazarenko's case: We put him in our jail, we let him keep his money. Ukraine's money, that is.

So maybe we should put a PM exchange program of sorts in place? To help address our seniors’ healthcare needs, for example. (Unless they can afford German doctors, of course.) Maybe that program would stop our €-impaired seniors from feeling like bombing our government out of its luxury misery.

Elderly woman: They’re all poor. You look at them and you say, could someone take this place where they all are and drop some f**king bomb on them and blow them up to f**king kingdom come?

2:14-2:23

All talk and no action, aren't they? Think again.




Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/225491/v_kieve_inostrannogo_seksturista_izbili_svyazali_povesili_plakat_na_sheyu_i_vyvezli_na_okrujnuyu_video
http://od-news.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=33291&Itemid=2

Dominique Strauss-Kahn in Kyiv

How could FEMEN go AWOL on this guy?




Left: Viktor Pinchuk (net worth: $4.2B), one of Ukraine's top oligarchs.

DSK may be a bit left of center politically, but...who knows? So here we go: left, right, left... Liberté, égalité, fraternité?




Now how about sexualité? Here's FEMEN's "Les Belles d'Ukraine" photo shoot.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/203741.html

Rallies Against ‘Killer Kids’ as Raped/Burned Girl Struggles for Life

FEMEN went on top of the Prosecutor General’s Office.

Смерть ублюдкам! from FEMEN Video on Vimeo.

Death to the sadists! Oksana, you have to pull through! Castrate the bastards! Murderers to jail!

One of the three "killer kids" in the Mykolayiv rape-and-burn case happens to be the son of a former prosecutor. (Not according to the local prosecutor’s office, of course.) Another one is the son of the city’s former top official. Well, at least no denials here. Both had been initially released but taken back into custody later on as public pressure built up. In this video, the third suspect apparently takes the fall for his buddies.

In Ukraine, you can beat, rape, strangle, mangle, hunt, kill and even burn people and get away with it. If you have cash or connections, of course. If you don’t, you better get together to defend yourself like these ordinary people do.

Rich "killer kids," or mazhory as we call them in Ukraine, have created a cultural phenomenon far more prevalent than student rampages in the US. Maybe it's because here in Ukraine violent crime of this nature goes unpunished far more often than in the US?

By virtue of the almighty dollar, not probable cause or Miranda, the perpetrators either receive ridiculous sentences or avoid any jail time whatsoever. The list goes on and on.

Some US and EU tourists love Ukrainian oligarchs. But...not the way of life that oligarchy enforces on its aborigines, as opposed to its aficionados. If you know any such aficionados personally, show them this girl.

Now imagine she's your daughter.

Actions speak louder than words. As of today, Ukrainians remain largely lethargic, with just a few small protests here and there. Still, even in the most lethargic part of Ukraine, people already mince no words.

Man: It might be a bit rude, but let him drop dead!

Woman: Let him live like I do. No jobs. My son just came back from the army and there are no jobs.

She’s talking about the guy who’s got a job — the job. The guy who doesn’t show up for work until 11:00 a.m. and calls it a day at 4:15 p.m.

If only he could dig up some more of that magic enriched uranium at his marvelous Mezhyhirya ranch.

Wouldn’t that be a great way to enrich Ukraine’s democracy at the upcoming Nuclear Servility Summit in Seoul?


R.I.P. Oksana (died March 29).

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/200330/jiteli_nikolaeva_trebuyut_pojiznennogo_majoram_ya_hochu_spravedlivosti_i_suda_nad_etimi_podonkami_video
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/200311/harkovskie_selyane_o_yanukoviche_tse_vrod_grubo_nu_shob_vn_zdoh_video
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/200244/u_yanukovicha_korotkiyi_rabochiyi_den_uehal_s_bankovoyi_v_1615_video

FEMEN Go Topless at Putin's Polling Station

Where's the FSB when you need them?

FEMEN: I'm stealing [votes] for Putin! I'm stealing [votes] for Putin! Putin is a thief! Putin is a thief!

Didn't this sort of thing happen to his frenemy Yanukovych two years ago?

Anyway, crying is not a crime in Russia.



Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/199175/na_uchastke_gde_golosuet_putin_obnajilis_femen_dobavleno_foto_i_video
http://belsat.eu/be/wiadomosci/a,7304,vybary-u-rasiei-piershyia-parushenni-i-ghalasavanni-kandydatau.html
http://femen.livejournal.com/
http://rt.com

FEMEN Slam 'Gas Gangsters' Outside Gazprom Moscow Office

If Tymoshenko were free, is that where she would be?

Femen Gazprom Protest Moscow, Russia 13.02.2012 from Moscow Bureau on Vimeo.

Some girls plant Gazprom's flag in Ukraine. Others play a different game.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/194313.html

FEMEN Crash Davos Oligarchfest

Hey Chelsea, wanna hang out with these girls?

Stop Davos! 1 from FEMEN Video on Vimeo.

Stop Davos! 2 from FEMEN Video on Vimeo.

Stop Davos! 3 from FEMEN Video on Vimeo.

It's the freezing boobs v. free borscht economy, stupid!

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/192248.html

FEMEN Crash Yatsenyuk’s Rent-a-Crowd Rally

No, they’re not pro-Tymoshenko. They’re against all.



All except the real grassroots protests. That would be the anti-tax code, Chernobyl and Afghan vets crowd.

Looks like the college kids out there were having fun with all the topless ladies around. "Go baby go," they shouted as FEMEN's Inna Shevchenko mounted the Princess Olha Monument. Yeah, what can be a more boring job than waiving those “Front for Change” flags? Unless the change comes with FEMEN!

Well, some people NEVER change.

January



December



Mezhyhirya English.


Why try harder?

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/181253.html
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2011/12/2/6808911/
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/28065/person_id/1.phtml

As Yanukovych Jails Tymoshenko for 7 Years, FEMEN Slam Both

Last October, they messed with Putin. Now they're messing with his partners.



“Switch on your mind!” “Tymoshenko and Yanukovych, same shit!”

That's all it takes for Tymoshenko fans to side with the police. The same police that used force to disperse their rally.









As Tymoshenko fans in the EU are going into police mode, Yanukovych has said that the final say rests with the Court of Appeals. Which probably means she'll let her go. Who doesn't need a safe retirement plan?

The EU will be fine with that. Who doesn't need low transit rates and stability?

But there's one problem. The Ukrainian people might feel a little different about this whole gas-stability thing.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/174237.html
http://www.pravda.com.ua/articles/2011/10/11/6654310/

Yanukovych Booed, FEMEN Chased as Stadium Reopens

I play, you pay.







If you think Ukraine’s richer Turkey, think again. We’re richer than Germany!

Olympic (Kyiv, 68,000 seats): €435M
Olympia (Berlin, 74,000 seats): €242M
Allianz Arena (Munich, 70,000 seats): €340M

That last one they built from scratch.

If you feel like scratching your head a little bit, wait until you see this.




Breathtaking, huh? That's Yanukovych’s Mezhyhirya principality.





Hey, EU, you want this *decriminalized* too? Done! Just make sure you hire Tymoshenko to negotiate your gas bills with Russia, OK?

You can then grant immunity to Yanukovych and hire him to run the ECB.

What do you say, Shakira?





Sources:
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2011/10/8/6649137/
http://blogs.pravda.com.ua/authors/larin/4e90bed263e0a/
http://femen.livejournal.com/173971.html#cutid1
http://gallery.korrespondent.net/ukraine/3400-s-neba-na-zemlyu-eksklyuzivnye-snimki-mezhigorya-s-vysoty-ptichego-poleta?img=0
http://www.pravda.com.ua/articles/2011/10/6/6645004/

FEMEN in Anti-Prostitution/Euro 2012 Porn Stunt in Poland

“We don't want this kind of Euro!”



Ladies, you should have done this at the Yulia European Strategy summit.

The folks there should know more about the dangers of sex tourism.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com

FEMEN Pose As Hookers to Expose Corrupt Cops

“Everybody wants a slice of the pie.”



That's how one madam put it, referring to the Hr. 150 ($18.75) “law enforcement” tax that every hooker has to pay every night.

What did the cops say? Forward the issue to our public affairs department!

$500 an hour (FEMEN's asking price)? Sounds like a brand new iPad!

But that's not enough to make Paris “$1M Kyiv gig” Hilton blush.





Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/181801/jurnalistskoe_rassledovanie_kievskie_militsionery_zarabatyvayut_po_150_griven_za_noch_na_kajdoyi_prostitutke
http://tsn.ua
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/181475/sovetnik_prezidenta_i_eksministr_transporta_otorvalis_na_vecherinke_s_peris_hilton_ona_nam_ne_nravitsya
http://censor.net.ua/video_news/181322/femen_pokazali_grud_peris_hillton_i_van_damu_video

Topless FEMEN v. Yanukovych-'Bulls'-Get-Everything Pension Reform

Fools get the casket, bulls get the cash.



Looks like FEMEN got a kick out of it. And so did the cops.

If only they could move as fast as Yanukovych.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/159486.html
http://ua.politics.comments.ua/2011/07/05/154733/goli-femen-ganyali-bikiv-bilya.html
http://live.comments.ua/2011/07/05/142/Goli-Femen-ganyali-bikiv-bilya.html

FEMEN’s Topless Oleksandra Shevchenko Recites Taras Shevchenko’s Poetry

It's summer. It's hot. It's FEMEN again.



Quite a patriotic comeback after that creepy photo shoot with an anti-Ukrainian douche bag?

Politically, Ukraine seems to have fallen into a siesta.

If you’re a journalist and you’re outside Yanukovych’s Mezhyhirya residence on Journalists’ Day, you get the cake and flowers.





He forgot the sleeping pills, didn't he?

Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/170843/femen_teper_chitayut_stihi_yakbi_vi_znali_panich_video
http://comments.ua
http://femen.livejournal.com/155602.html
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/171060/yanukovich_promchalsya_mimo_jurnalistov_on_vas_obyazatelno_pozdravit_pozdravlenie_povesit_na_svoem_sayite_video
http://tvi.ua
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/171088/jurnalistskiyi_tort_ot_yanukovicha_seli_stroiteli_video
http://5.ua

Kids Worship Yanukovych in Live Feed

Welcome back to Yanukidstan! Where Caesar is Christ.
☭owered by Cradle-to-Grave ☠ligarch $olu☦ion$.

Kid 1: Viktor Fedoroveech, welcome to our place!

Kid 2: We earnestly thank what you’re doing for us! [garbles her line, puts a whole new semantic spin on it: as if she thanks him for working for us]

Chorus: We love you very much! Viktor Fedorovych, we can’t wait to see you! God save you!

They’re not kidding. You just saw a portion of Yanukovych’s Feb. 25 grand press conference, capping the 1st year of his presidency.

What did you miss? More of the same: rent-a-crowd live feeds, Soviet-style astroturfing and feel-good questions. “

How to survive on a Hr. 800/$100 monthly pension, less Hr. 780 on utilities?” That’s one unorthodox question that somehow made it through but missed the happy ‘I Hear Everyone’ hour and ended up ducked.

Btw, FEMEN, who chant in choruses of their own, took a more secular approach.


“How come you’re so fucking awesome?”


Awesome possum

Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/157918/spasibo_viktoru_fedorovichu_za_nashe_schastlivoe_detstvo_video http://tabloid.pravda.com.ua/focus/4d678b023b9a7/
http://5.ua
http://durdom.in.ua/uk/main/photo/photo_id/22858.phtml

FEMEN: ‘We Are the Watch Bitches of Democracy!’

Join the party!

(The FEMEN political party, that is.)

We are Ukrainian women. We are the FEMEN movement. We are the watch bitches of democracy! Our god: woman. Our weapon: bare breasts. Our goal: government. European Union, accept us! Kremlin, leave us alone! Ukraine, let’s be together! Ukrainian women, come join us, get topless and win!

If some of that sounds naïve, join this Ukrainian Army beauty contest.



Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/126232.html
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/147869/femen_quotmy_chasovye_suki_demokratii_nasha_tsel_vlastquot_video
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/147884/pervyyi_v_istorii_ukrainskoyi_armii_konkurs_krasoty_zampolit_skazal_poshli_i_ya_poshla_video
http://kanalukraina.tv

FEMEN Protests Woman’s Stoning at Iran Event

Watch FEMEN take a stand for Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani.



In Ukraine, we don’t stone women. We sell them into sex slavery.

Just as we sell ourselves into stabilnist.

But some women make us want to rethink that policy.



Sources:
http://censor.net.ua/ru/video_news/view/141136/femen_vstali_goloyi_grudyu_na_zaschitu_iranskih_jenschin_video
http://tsn.ua
http://femen.livejournal.com/113190.html

Topless FEMEN Protests Putin's Visit

Oops, they did it again!


“Ukrayina is no Alina” [Putin's rumored lover Alina Kabayeva]




Notice how Lenin keeps looking for Putin.



“Kremlin dwarfs, take a hike” “Judo fighter, go fight others” “You don't fuck us”


“You don't bend us over like that”











No, Tymoshenko didn't show up.

Sources:
http://femen.livejournal.com/107731.html#cutid1
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/178935.html
http://tvi.ua

Playboy Model Recites Poetry for Yanukovych; FEMEN Bust-ed Again

Independence Day 2010 combined Soviet-style officialdom with sexy overtures.

A background check revealed that Alyona Fesunenko, one of the performers at Independence Square, had made a name for herself as Ukraine’s PMOY 2005.


With passion in her voice, Alyona recited “Love Ukraine” (1944) by Volodymyr Sosyura, a patriotic poem condemned as nationalistic by many at the time.












This lays to rest a Soviet woman's famous quote from a 1986 US-USSR teleconference: “In the USSR, there is no sex, but there is love.”

The guys above really love Ukraine! From the bottom of their pockets.

FEMEN sexed up the day at a separate event, in what looked like a rip-off of Putin’s bike ride.











Placed on hair-trigger alert to protect stabilnist, police intervened quickly and booked the ladies one more time.





Happy Independence Day, Mr. President!

Sources:
http://vidgolos.com/38523-seks-bomba-z-plejboya-dovela-yanukovicha-do-sliz.html
http://censor.net.ua/go/offer/ResourceID/169329.html
http://femen.livejournal.com
http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2010/08/24/5326173
http://tabloid.pravda.com.ua/photos/4c752153471df/
http://24tv.com.ua
http://www.ntv.ru